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    DPRK + DJIBOUTI TURNT RESOLUTION 0.69

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    SPECPOL_Djibouti

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    DPRK + DJIBOUTI TURNT RESOLUTION 0.69

    Post by SPECPOL_Djibouti on Sun May 18, 2014 1:24 pm

    Topic:  Ice Ice Baby (DPRK + DJIBOUTI TURNT RESOLUTION 0.69)
    Sponsors:  Djibouti, North Korea
    Signatories:  David Zhang, The Illuminati, Entire population of World,

    The Special Political Decolonization committee (SPECPOL),
    Aware that states can both benefit and detriment from ice, which can penetrate Djibouti and other likeminded countries,
    Realizing that ice ice baby can provide significant stimulation for Djibouti and other developing countries in an economic manner,
    Concerned by Djibouti’s small size and the amount of exploitation and abuse of Djibouti and ice-free countries,
    Welcoming efforts to reduce corruption and improve the efficacy of ice transportation efforts, especially in countries as hot as Djibouti,
    Regretting the exploitation of countries through ice control, feeling it as a slap to Djibouti, on the cheek, and the faces of all exploited countries,
    Taking note of the demands and needs of Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un,
    Confident that by following the leadership of the Divine Leader, everyone will gain prosperity and eternal glory,

    1. Approves the use of ice shipments as a short-term solution to economic issues in developing countries,
    2. Designates the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un as Supreme Master Overlord over all countries ,
    3. Resolves to employ the following three-step plan to resolve the ice shortage in the Middle East:
    a. First, acknowledge the eternal glory of the Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un,
    b. Enforce the authority of the glorious leader over all countries 5ever,
    c. Annex the all nations  to obtain Ice Ice baby
    4. Congratulates the new found power of the Eternal leader,
    5. Strongly declares that all countries must all add “Democratic People’s Republic of” to the front of their official state names,
    6. Proclaims that “Get Low” by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz become the global national anthem,
    7. Further Requests “Turnt Up Tuesdays” as the official days of celebration for the Supreme Leader’s everlasting glory,
    8. Believes that with all faith in the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, the people shall sprout the seeds of prosperity, and
    9. All hail the Eternal Master Overlord Supreme Leader Comrade Kim Jong Un and may he live 5ever.
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    SPECPOL_NK

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    Re: DPRK + DJIBOUTI TURNT RESOLUTION 0.69

    Post by SPECPOL_NK on Sun May 18, 2014 1:33 pm

    THE SUPREME LEADER COMMANDS EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR THIS PLURNT RESOLUTION PAPER. NORTH KOREA IS NOT ONLY THE BEST KOREA, IT IS THE ONLY KOREA. COMRADE KIM JONG UN'S LEADERSHIP WILL LEAD EVERYONE TO EVERLASTING PROSPERITY!

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